reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
Just look at them.
Acting all depressed
You can just tell that they’re so full of hate.
They want all their fans to kill themselves.
All they care about is sex, money and drugs
And they are obviously a terrible influence on their fans.
i will never not reblog this
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